Hurry puddle
a hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his p-n-s after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. usually aligned to the natural orientation of said p-n-s, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
“dude, wtf is on brett’s crotch?”
“the old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. go tell him to cover it with his ipad.”
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