husband kisses


an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily
wife: “michael, can you blah blah blah….”
husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
wife: “i was talking”
husband: “i was giving wonderful husband kisses” and then goes back to playing video games

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