hutchbag


a kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. the body of what looks like a 5 year old. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting -ss raped, and marlon brando. usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with v-g-n-l hutchinson’s disease.
david: zach, you love d-ck.
zach: shut up d-ck lick.
david: good come back, hutchbag!
a kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. the body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting -ss raped, and marlon brando. usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with v-g-n-l hutchinson’s disease.

this kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. the mouth keeps it all black though as b-tch, and p-ss! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

the sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a “hole”. the wrong hole.

dont worry, usually the hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite s-x.

hutchbag’s are the prodigies to the hutch rocket.
david: zach, you love c-ck.
zach: shut up d-ck lick.
david: good come back, hutch bag!
a kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. the body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting -ss raped, and marlon brando. usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with v-g-n-l hutchinson’s disease.

this kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. the mouth keeps it all black though as b-tch, and p-ss! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equationg wrong.

the sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a “hole”. the wrong hole.

dont worry, usually the hutchbad hasnt even found this hole, although he looks nfrequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite s-x.

hutchbag’s are the prodigies to the hutch rocket.

david: zach, you love c-ck.
zach: shut up d-ck lick.
david: good come back, hutchbag!

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