Hwanger-banger


a term that describes any hyperactive, annoying, obnoxious, moderately large asian man from california. loves freshmen girls as well as freshman guys, and frequently wears ridiculous t-shirts. he also loves gmail chat as well as withholding important information from others. furthermore, he loves it in the p–per and often roflaarps. can also be used as a verb.
“i just got hw-nger-banged with an annoying text this morning.”

“fred is acting like a hw-nger-banger today.”

“when is the last time fred didn’t act like a hw-nger-banger?”
the act of “w-nging” your girl and then banging her. often used as a nickname for the best asian in the region.
girl: “so what to you want to do tonight”
bad-ss: “i’ll show you a little hw-ngerbanger”

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