Hyde Park Hatian fake out
a common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
symptoms include but are not limited to
1. yelling
2. extremities flailing in every direction w/ -ssociated screaming.
3. profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. inability to walk with or without -ssistance.
the hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.
just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.
johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.
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