hydra-dick


a legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable c-cks to the right and left of the original one. the original c-ck remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a mult-tude of ways. only two men are known to have this condition. one goes my the name of jim, the other is is black half-brother koss. (note that koss only possesses the hydra-d-ck one day out of the week)
i saw that sh-t man! he had a hydra-d-ck!

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