Hydraulic Shit
the type of sh-t you take after hitting the stall about one second before sh-tting your pants. you -ssault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the t-rd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. very similar to the carpenters cut.
man i feel hydraulic sh-t coming on, you better pull into that gas station before i sh-t my pants, i am already breaking out in a cold sweat!
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