Hygiene Optional


(1) one step beyond casual friday – going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) a work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) a remote work location such as alaska
jimmy: “have you been out to the field office?”
jack: ” yeah it’s totally hygiene optional with that crew – especially the chick”
jimmy: “what are you talking about – she has most of her teeth”
jack: “yeah – in a jar!”

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