Hypeatitus
hypeat-tus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). eventually those afflicted with hypeat-tus have resentment/disappointment for product “x” as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.
some symptoms of onset hypeat-tus include:
1. constant thoughts of product “x”
2. speculation of product “x”
3. involuntary spreading of hype for product “x”
4. pre-ordering product “x”
5. sh-lling out more money for the “special edition” of product “x”
there is no cure for onset hypeat-tus. at least none has been found currently. preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of hypeat-tus.
1. watch and look up nothing for product “x” before release date.
2. turn off your internet
3. punch friends in the face if they try to give you hypeat-tus.
example of hypeat-tus:
(easily excited edward): errrrmagerd i just saw the trailer for “the duty call 7: electric boogaloo”! i have to tell you all about it!
(skeptical sally): oh god no! don’t you dare!
(eee): but why?! duty call is the best ever!
(ss): no means no! i don’t want to catch hypeat-tus before it comes out. don’t ruin it for me ed!
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