hype-irony (hi-pi-row-ny) -; the act of being somewhat of a wingman and hyping something a person said with at least 3 people present all in all, while at the same time applying sarcasm in a way that the majority of the people that are present sense that you actually think said person is a blatant idiot.
it’s important to do it in a convincing, hype-esk fashion. otherwise, it’s just regular sarcasm. let hypeirony be a surprise element. if you’re in an office environment, limit the amount of hypeirony and spread it out evenly during the course of a week, and apply hypeirony when the noise level at the office is at the lowest.
closely related to trolling.
at a party:
person 1: hey, let’s put more adele on the playlist!
person 2: yeah, let’s put more adele on the playlist, she’s awesome! (hypeirony)
at the office:
person 1: frank better deliver that report in time
frank’s office friend in the back of the office: yeah, he totally has to deliver, or else you’ll get him! (hypeirony)
- theres something stuck to my shoe
i’m being followed wincheter secret code hey mum there’s something stuck to my shoe could you pick me up?
- lily boy
a feminine or androgynous heteros-xual or heteroflexible male. “aww, he’s really cute, i hope he’s a lily boy and not a sissy.”
- play daddy
play daddy is younger than the average sugar daddy and more energetic, gets all the benefits of sugar daddy with less expenditure. the daddy is just metaphorical. it’s more about ability to “meet needs” than age i’m 43, barak is my play daddy, warren is my sugar daddy.
named after the god of fire, jerard is a name normally used for boys who have large p-n-ses and who get p-ssy everyday. also used as a replacement for “mr. steal your girl” we named are son jerard because he has a large p-n-s and he always gets p-ssy.
- thicc daddy
a newly discovered species that has to have a large diet to sustain thiccness. some thicc daddies have 3 c’s thiccc depending on the level of thiccness. one must give up their food for a thicc daddy when a thicc daddy wants thy food or else thicc daddy can’t be thicc, this is what makes […]