Hyperdating
when a couple spends all of their time together without any breaks for other friends only to break-up because they get sick of each other.
jenny: “where’s sarah, i haven’t seen her in months”
erin: “oh, she’s hyperdating steve”
two weeks later:
erin: “hey sarah, where’s steve”
sarah: “we broke up, i got sick of him.”
dating many different people over a short period of time.
dating at hyperspeed.
1st man: omg! i’m still single.i want to find my partner in life soon. valentine’s day is coming!.
2nd man: dude! you should try hyperdating that happens before valentine’s day comes.
1st man: throws a hinky to the 2nd man and then do a sigh.
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