Hypnoboobed
a process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see b–bs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. in this state, nothing else exists.
guy 1: my boss is a d-ck.
guy 2: i know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me…
guy 1: what are you, what are you, what are…
girl: cr-p. i hypn-b–bed them again. better walk away.
guy 1: what just happened?
guy 2: i’m not sure, i just remember t-ts, and that was it. now i’m here.
guy 1: what were we doing?
guy 2: it dosen’t matter.
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