hypocardriac
an automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.
n.
a person affected with hypocardria.
adj.
relating to or affected with hypocardria.
i’m such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, i swear i heard one of my lugnuts shear off. i was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.
someone who always things something is wrong with their car.
a parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
“do you hear that noise? i think i have a belt loose.” “dude, thet’s the engine. quit being a hypocardriac.”
“my dad is such a hypocardriac. he went over every inch of my car with a magnifying gl-ss looking for scratches.”
when someone thinks something is going wrong with the car just because they heard a thump and it never processed that you could’ve just ran over a bunny.
man, mike’s such a hypocardriac, he hit a squirell and turned right into a mr. auto
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