hypocritical asthmatic


an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.
jane: that wh-r-! she’s such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. ironic.
harry: totally. oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my sp-ceship!

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