hypocriticizer
a hypocrite. a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. someone who doesn’t practice what they preach. invented by george w. bush in the film “harold and k-mar escape from guantanamo bay”.
k-mar: dude, this is weed!
george w. bush: that’s alabama kush, that’s only the finest.
k-mar: so you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
george w. bush: duh!
k-mar: that’s so hypocritical!
george w. bush: oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. you like giving hand jobs?
k-mar: no sir
george w. bush: you like getting hand jobs?
k-mar: huh yeah.
george w. bush: well that makes you a f-cking hypocriticizer too, so shut the f-ck up and smoke my weed.
someone who is a hypocrite. they same something but do the exact opposite. word was first used on harold and k-mar when they found president bush somking weed.
k-mar: sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. you’re a hypocrite.
pres bush: k-mar do you like getting hand jobs?
k-mar: yeah.
pres bush: do you like giving hand jobs?
k-mar: no!
pres bush: then you’re just as much a hypocriticizer.
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