hypotenuse

a term created by fenton track and cross country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.

laziness ftw!!!!
man f-ck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!

hey guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse
in a three-way, the member who is the only partic-p-nt of their gender is the hypotenuse. such a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that’s across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. it is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.
person 1: “dude, you’ll never believe it. i was in a three-way last night. and i got to be the hypotenuse!”

person 2: “lucky. i’ve never even been in a three-way.”
a highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and m-ssage.
david: i am exhausted and stressed out!

michael: give barbra a call. she is the best hypotenuse in town! when you wake up after your m-ssage, you will have no memory of any stress.
code word for p-n-s.

based on the fact that when your p-n-s is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. so, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

uses:

1. to discretely refer to male genitals.

2. to flame people (ie call them a d-ck).
1. “my hypotenuse is 12 inches.”

2. “you my dear sir, are a hypotenuse.”
a math term for the longest side of a right triangle. you learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
you get the hypotenuse by using the formula a squared + b squared= c squared (pythagorean theorum)
the partic-p-nt in a mangle lying prostrate.
“andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles.”
how the h-ll should i know, b-tch?!
f-ck you, hypotenuse!