Hypothetitard
adj.
a person who is seemingly incapable of answering a question based upon a hypothetical situation due to what they deem a lack of realism
tom: hey jim, if you were on a desert island and only had three objects with you what would they be?
jim: well how did i get to the desert island?
tom: i dunno, you just appeared there i guess
jim: that’s not possible, and where are these objects coming from anyway? why can’t i take more stuff with me?
tom: dude, you’re such a hypothet-tard
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