Hypstyr
one who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.
hypstyr in a coffee shop: “i hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn’t know good coffee if it hit them in the face. they just come here because someone told them to.”
person: “so why do you come here?”
hypstyr: “because i like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi”
person: “yeah…i’m sure that’s why they come here too….”
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