HYSYS
software that has ruined the lives of chemical engineers since 1994.
a chemical engineering program, specifically for process engineering that is the least helpful or reliable piece of software ever written period. it acts with a random mind of its own. when hysys is having a bad day, prepare for endless frustration with a simple ‘unsloved’ or consistancy error, and when finally allowing your process to succeed, gives you different answers to the person next to you.at aud$13000 a license, you’d expect something helpful, however with hysys, you’ve expected wrong
eg 1) -completes long difficult process-
hysys: not solved.
top grade engineering student: f-ck you hysys, there is nothing wrong with anything you worthless piece of sh-t. none of the tutors can find anything wrong either -throws monitor out window and smashes in the rest of the pc-
eg 2)
me: “hey bro did you get 10000moles/hour?”
my bro: “nah mate, 10200”
me: “f-ck you hysys, our systems are the same”
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