I am Kratos!
something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
you can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
“what you said didn’t even make sense!”
“shut up! i am kratos!!!”
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