I call bullshit


1. to call one out on a complete flasehood

2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation

3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
1. “i am the coolest person in the world”
“i call bullsh-t”

2. “we’ve got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit”
“i call bullsh-t”

3. “george w. bush is a great president”
“i call bullsh-t”
the act of calling bullsh-t: when one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may “call bullsh-t” on whatever the first person said. by doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.
person1: “of course i don’t drink! i’m not 21 yet so that’s illegal.”

me:” umm sorry, but i call bullsh-t on that. i was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you’re pretending to be right now.”
to point it out when one is lying. in certain situations it may be used to refer to an unfair system or an outcome of such a system.
“i love you.”
“i call bullsh-t. you’re just trying to get laid.”
or
men get paid more than women. i call bullsh-t!

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