I can’t even
the complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can’t even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
“i can’t even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)”
yes thoes three words are a sentence a full sentence, well only on tumblr. but is often used when something is either too funny, scary, cute, to have a good reaction too.
girl: “it was so awkward”
girl2: “omfg ahahaha i can’t even”
used on blogging sites, mostly tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.
i literally cannot even..
i can’t even..
i am unable to even..
i have lost my ability to even..
i am so unable to even..
an incomplete thought used generally by the caucasian-american female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. typically, the caucasian female does not know what she “can’t even”.
caucasian female 1: omg, did you see this vine yet??
caucasian female 2: no! show me!
caucasian female 1: -shows her-
caucasian female 2: -literally dying- bahaha! omg, i can’t even…!
this phrase came from social media like instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. now it has evolved into another “typical white girl word” like “starbucks” or “chipotle” .
did you see kayla’s twerking video on instagram? yeah, i can’t even!
girl, the new kid is fiiine! i know right, i can’t even.
i can’t even is used by the whitest if white girls. the phrase basically means something the girl can’t process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of instagram. usually followed by the response “then don’t!”
girl 1: oh my god! they messed up my starbucks order again!
girl 2: just re-order it then.
girl 1: i can’t even!!
girl 2: then don’t.
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