I couldn’t care less
a phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. often mistaken as ‘i could care less’.
david: quick bert! m-ffles the kitten ate some mothb-lls, and now it’s foaming out it’s mouth; we need to goto a vet!
bert: i couldn’t care less about your g-d-d-mned cat right now.
means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.
person 1: i hurt my leg
person 2: i couldnt care less, go away!
the cl-ssier (and cleaner) way to say “i don’t give a f-ck”, “i don’t give a sh-t”, “i don’t give a cr-p”, “i don’t give a d-mn”, etc.
(do not confuse it with i could care less. if you -could- care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of f-cks you give!)
“the dvorak keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-”
“i couldn’t care less.”
shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot
i couldnt care less about your injury
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