I counted the beans


the phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
person one: dude, why is greg in our group?!

person two: yeah greg! you don’t even do anything!

greg: hey man, i counted the beans.

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