the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying.
i cant reblog this meme…i cri
- donna trumpe
the female counter part of grabbing d-cks and using racial slurs and reverse s-xism i saw a donna trumpe today grabbing a guy by the d-ck while telling him he was a minority that deserves 77 cents to her dollar
- furby girl
adjective: a furby girl is a girl looking for the right owner (guy). she wants a man to take care of her and give her a certain type of lifestyle. she targets wealthy and famous men. most of the time a furby girl is plain out ratchet. a furby girl is also clingy, loud and […]
the same rotten people who keep being re-elected. rancidivists in congress average several decades of service.
when two men stick their c-cks in a girl’s p-ssy they were overstuffin’ her until another friend came and stopped it.
- tenor thumb
when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in f-cked up deformation after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb timmy: “sweet f-cking jesus what the tipsy sh-t happened to my thumb”