I.F.L.C


the i.f.l.c (i f-^kin’ love cilantro – facebook group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior i.f.h.c. formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. the i.f.l.c members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

as just a small example of the atrocities committed by the i.f.l.c – in 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by w.h.o for horrible and indecent crimes against guacamole.

through the struggles of the i.f.h.c – the fight for the freedom of guacamole rages to this day.

this group has also been known to turn pesto into pestilence.

“the i.f.l.c are sheer lunatics. if guantanamo wasn’t so d-mn full already, we’d be locking these people up and throwing away the key.” ~george w. bush to c.n.n news~
a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior i.f.h.c. formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. the i.f.l.c members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

as just a small example of the atrocities committed by the i.f.l.c – in 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by w.h.o for horrible and indecent crimes against guacamole.

through the struggles of the i.f.h.c – the fight for the freedom of guacamole rages to this day.

this group has also been known to turn pesto into pestilence.
“the i.f.l.c are sheer lunatics. if guantanamo wasn’t so d-mn full already, we’d be locking these people up and throwing away the key.” ~george w. bush to c.n.n news~

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