i guess
the universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
can be alternatively written as “i’m a f–kng f-ggot”
guy: hey jimmy! what’s up?
jimmy the autist: i’m pretty good, i guess.
“i guess” is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest -sset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.
expressing:
-disdain for something or someone:
jenny: actually, you’re not invited. sorry, but, really, i don’t want to have any losers like you at my party.
jim (as she walks away): i guess…
-uncertainty or confusion
barista: double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
joe: i guess…
-irony or absurdity or a situation
jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with his new boyfriend): i guess…
-sarcasm
jamie: she’s cool, i guess…
-apathy towards something or someone
jack: so, are you pro-life or pro-choice? because i really feel that when you -n-lyze both sides of the issue…
john: i guess.
saying yes to something that you shouldn’t even have to waste your time or effort into saying “yes” to.
i guess really means, “yes”
i guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.
jane: do you race your car?
mike: i guess..
jane: did you go to the store?
mike: (true meaning) what do you think you stupid idiot? (give me secks!)
not knowing what the f-ck is going on…
“im tryna go smack ?”
….”iguess”
it’s a phrase that stupid geeks use at the end of each sentence because they don’t want to look rude, or anything even though they are!
“hi mason!”
“hi….i guess”
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