I Hate To Be A Dick


whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a d-ck, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a d-ck.
girl: does this dress make me look fat?
guy: i hate to be a d-ck, but yeah, it kinda does.

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