I Have Black Friends


the greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they’re not racist.

apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
person 1: yeah, n-gg-rs are always stealing things and killing each other. f-ck those n-gg-rs!

person 2: dude…what’s wrong with you?

person 1: it’s okay, i have black friends. i can say this.

person 2: i don’t think it works that way.
1 more definition
to be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
this city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, i don’t know what i’m going to do for bud. i’m on my last eigth – f-ck!

dont worry bro, i have black friends.

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