i heard you using the microwave



this means that somebody was too loud during s*x the night before.

‘microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had.
justine: good morning, guys! how did you sleep?
carla: not very well.
justine: why?
carla: i heard you using the microwave last night..
justine: oh dear..

‘you’re just jealous because you heard her using the microwave but you can’t handle that heat!’

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