i just came
being soooo happy.
so excited. as if you just came. yes, that excited.
happier than s-x.
samah: look at all this amazing food!
jonathan: wow! omfg!!! so much foood!!! i just came.
sweeta: look! free p-rn!
jonathan: uh oh. i just came.
a blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.
i don’t know how this works if you’re a lady. even more clueless if you’re a trans-xual.
the movie theater darkens. you came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. you’re hating your life — until someone behind you says, “i just came.”
now you feel dirty too.
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