I just love your spray tan!


when somebody takes a “sick day” off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

when you know they weren’t sick.
person1: why weren’t you here yesterday???
person2: oh i was sick… cough cough…
person1: well that sucks. by the way i just love your spray tan!

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