I know it like the back of my ass


phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase “i know it like the back of my hand”. originates from the fact that most people (unless they are p-rn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their -sses.
joey: oh look that chick lives in ismay, montana. i know that place like the back of my hand. i’ll get laid for sure!

tommy: sh-t, i know it like the back of my -ss.
(walks away defeated…)

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