i need a lighthouse


to have a jokingly suicidal thought
after that terrible date, i think i need a lighthouse.
to talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

another way of saying kill myself aka kms or f-ck my life aka fml
person 1: “you seem really depressed today, fam.”

person 2: “yeah, i think i need a lighthouse.”

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