I regret nothing


this phrase is used in an unapologetic way when describing events that range from the embarr-ssing to the indescribable stupid, but for which the person involved feels no remorse because it presumably brought the subject enjoyment or amus-m-nt. usually accompanied by a ridiculous .gif to convey how much the person does not give a f-ck what others think.

phrase originating in it’s current form, like everything, from a simpsons episode.
friend 1: “dude, what the f-ck. did you really go home with that ugly girl last night? she had no teeth and was wearing a wig, sideways.”
friend 2: “i regret nothing”

girl: “i stayed home last night. i cuddled with my cats, drank 4 beers and ate six tacos. at 2 am i ordered pizza and fell asleep with my hands inside my pants in the living room. i regret nothing”

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