I said, you look fat in those pants!


an effective reb-ttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
man (yelling over the music): “do you want to dance?”
woman (with a disgusted look on her face): “not a chance!”

man: “what? no. i said, you look fat in those pants!”

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