I saw 9 dolphins
this is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn’t get it.
it originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (seen on 9 dolphins rum bottles)
the picture was used to test a psychological property in children. research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory -ssociation with such a scenario. therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
jessie: “i can’t believe you gave me diet pepsi you -sshole!”
ryan: “oh c’mon man its not that big a deal.”
jessie: “yes it is! i’m phenylketonuric! i can’t have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and i can’t sleep! it was an awful night!”
ryan: “oh sh-t. dude i’m sorry, i didn’t realize.”
jessie: “and i had to cancel my date cuz of you!”
ryan: “why? cuz of muscle spasms? that sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine.”
ryan & jessie burst out laughing
malcolm: “…”
ryan: “get it malcolm? like a washing machine!”
malcolm: “no dude, i saw 9 dolphins. what’s a washing machine have to do with you making jessie sick?”
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