I waste him with my crossbow


a popular phrase with knights of the dinner table fans. it is spoken by the knight bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). whenever he says this there is some poor npc in peril.
b.a “a hapless beggar crosses the street and…”
bob “i waste him with my crossbow and search the body.”
b.a “…”

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