an idiot that you would never like to have as a girlfriend.if you see someone named ibha, don’t talk to them.
ibha is so annoying and stupid.
the path of light formed by moonlight on the surface of the water. walking on the beach tonight, i noticed the xyr looked particularly beautiful and inviting.
- peanut marie
a dumb person who loves demons oh she is a peanut marie
an -rg-sm that is, well, um…unsatisfactory? boyfriend: b-tch, yes! i’m gonna c-m! girlfriend: um…what? boyfriend: what’s the matter, b-tch? girlfriend: yeah…yeah, i think i just had an umgasm.
- kinda girlfriend
a kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is .hey how’s that girl you’ve been seeing? she’s cool she’s my kinda girlfriend
- go jump in the lake
“go jump in the lake” is specifically referring to the biblical “lake of fire and brimstone” from revelation 19:20. it’s a polite way of saying go to h-ll, especially in the bible belt of the american south. if the boss thinks i’m going to be working overtime on a holiday weekend, he can go jump […]