iCarly

some few years ago…
nickolodeon was going down. old favorites like spongebob and drake and josh were coming close to an end. it seemed as if they were doomed. however, out of the darkness came a hero. a rescue team, set out to design the perfect teen comedy show, and rescue nickolodeon. unfortunately however, an unfortunate mistake occured in the idea room, and the most terrible thing ever created was born…icarly!!! quickly, the developers knew it would wreck havoc on its viewers so they stored in an under water cage…

2 years ago….

a satellite crashed into the ocean, waking the terrible monster icarly from its deep sleep. it walked out and began terrorizing manhattan. a holy sh-t protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the icarly monster……..

help us….it’s still alive
guy 1:holy sh-t did you see that thing!

guy 2:yeah! what the f-ck was it?
military:its icarly!!!!
the end of good television
st (stupid teenybopper) – hey did you see the new icarly episode last night?

sa (smart-ss) – yes. i hate that show now – it made venom begin spitting out of my eyes.
quite possibly nickelodeons worst attempt at a show aimed at teens. the show mainly consists of carly and her friend sam(who everyone always laughs at for having neglectful parents). there’s also a h-m-s-xual kid in it named freddy whos mom is always trying to give him baths and trying to put all kinds of ointments and lotions on him. they make cr-ppy web shows that n-body thinks is funny at all.
im telling you, this is not an exaggeration of an icarly scene.

carly: “hey freddie.” laughtrack plays
freddie: “i love you.” laughtrack plays
sam: “i want to eat chili.” laughtrack plays
f-cking sucks
jesus f-cking christ, i’m too p-ssed to write an actual definition of icarly. f-ck.
a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch cr-py telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:h-ll no its a conspiracy! fbi burst though window, fbi agent:get the floor! dude2:f-ck not again
some gay -ss show with some h-m-s-xual kids that think making a web show is cool. these f-ggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little wh-r- that sucks b-lls at acting and thinks she’s hot. sam, a little tomboy b-tch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying c-ck sucker. carly’s grandpa “granddad” is a d-ck wad that likes to suck spencer’s b-lls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her p-ssy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he’s supposingly 26. that teacher b-tch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a f-cking -ss sk-nk who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other sh-t. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk -ss d-ckhead who need to get a lives of their own.

oh, i remember now, the sk-nk’s name is ms. briggs.
icarly

carly: suck my b-lls grandpa
grandpa: maybe later..
sam: i’ll do it
freddy: get the f-ck out of my way sam, carly’s p-ssy is mine
carly: sure why not.. a f-ggot 10 year old is probably all i’ll get in life..
a show aimed at young teens whose audience is older pervy males who enjoy watching young girls stick their tongues out, strut in bikini’s and act like little tarts.
“i don’t know who’s the bigger pervert, the creator of icarly or it’s older perverted viewers”

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