erect nipples caused by cold temperatures.
freeze your cans and show us your ice bullets.
the water was so cold, her ice bullets were showing right through her shirt.
- awkward tree
a person who could be so awkward they could be a tree guy: you kissed your girl yet? guy 2: nah, she’s an awkward tree
- homemade mashed *rs*
when you shove a cactus between your neighbours b-ttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush. 1) time to mash me some -rs-! 2) that f-ckwit again? he must be craving some homemade mashed -rs-!
a cast of furries hey dogcast i know that furry crew!
- phone condom
the art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water. i am using a phone condom while i take a shower so we can keep texting.
- piddle patch
when someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they’re sitting on. christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.