Ice Douche
1. any person at an ice rink who attempts to show off, without doing anything show-off-worthy (see examples below).
2. at an ice rink, the person who, instead of doing their job as a guard, skates around in a douche-like manner to prove they’re better than everyone else.
3.any person at an ice-rink who shows off by: skating really fast, skating really fast and then skidding, resulting in sheets of ice spraying on innocent by-skaters.
1. person- “hey, my child is really afraid to skate, can you bring him a walker to help him out?”
ice douche- “ah, nah. i’m too busy showing off to actually do the job i’m being paid for.” (skates off douchily)
2. person a- “hey, havin fun?”
person b- “no, i almost got ran over by that ice douche over there.”
3. person a- “hey, ice douche, could you do a triple axle for us?”
ice douche- “umm, yeah, after the ice is cleared” (ice is cleared and still doesn’t do triple axle).
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