the imaginary bug often attempted to be excavated vigorously by a methamphetamine user like a gold digger on a treasure hunt leading to open sores on the methheads body, which in turn then if left alone long enough will scab over leaving evidence of a possible icelice invasion as well as giving said heads a new interesting thing to dig at and put a new meaning to the term american picker
keith shoulda been named after a piece of excavating equipment, that boy cant stop scratching at his ice lice long enough to get anything done. if all else fails maybe he’ll get cast to host american pickers !
the opposite of favouritism- choosing the person you like least and lecturing them aisha does hatism.
- nicolas bristow
a fat pr-ck who always has to be right katie: hillary is better nick: id rather have donald trump katie: dont be such a nicolas bristow
- kind farted
when one is very considerate and discreetly moves away from others to expel a nasty fart. martha: “where’s johnny? jose: “he needed to fart, so he stepped out of the room for a minute.” martha: “he’s such a kind farted man.”
- mick foleybate
when you put your d-ck in a chokehold in the inner elbow, and tug it violently i cant wait to get home and mick foleybate to that -ss.
holy city of jerusalem me: have you ever been to the hcj you: no wtf are you talking about