icebag


same as a t-bag, but you chill your b-lls before putting them on your unsuspecting friend’s eye sockets.
“holy sh-t! nick is so gonna have frostbite on his eyes!”
“why?”
“icebag, baby!”
icebag is a (male) masturbatory technique in which a ziploc baggie is filled with ice or ice water. when one is pleasuring himself, the cold bag is held against the t-st-cl-s. many proponents of this technique claim that it increases both the intensity of the -rg-sm and the amount of s-m-n ejected from the body.
date didn’t go well last night so i went home and decided it was time for an icebag. good choice on my part.
an ice bag is a meth head who is also a douche bag.
in moab, ut mcdonald’s once advertised: “now hiring/ice bags/$0.99” this message makes it clear that mcdonald’s considers methamphetamine users cheap labor.
to violently shove a “monkey” and “chicken wings” in your eye socket while geting a lumpkin (lumpkin- to get head while taking a sh-t)
“dude i totally ice bagged myself last tuesday”

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