icewine


not to be confused with ice wine which is cheap -ss generic wine poured over ice. icewine is a type of wine that is only made in canada. it is actually made from taking grapes that are frozen by the first major frost and crushed while still frozen to extract the juices. it is gaining in popularity all over the world, but especially in canada itself. icewine generally costs anywhere from 19 dollars canadian on up depending on the brand and quality of the product.
joe: you going to drink some cheap boone’s wine tonight
scott: h-ll no, that sh-t is awful, i’m going to drink some genuine canadian icewine
the most disgusting of beverages. made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint gl-ss filled with ice. over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.
after 5 or 6 gl-sses of ice wine, i can’t help but have impure thoughts about that girl’s eyebrows! i blame the plastic residue in the wine.

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