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ichihime is a pairing in bleach anime/manga that includes series’s main protagonist kurosaki ichigo and one of the female protagonists inoue orihime. the pairing is named after the beginning of kurosaki ichigo’s first name, and end of orihime inoue’s first. they are the second most popular pairing of characters in bleach that includes the main character, kurosaki ichigo, as the male in pairing. other variations of the name for the pairing include ichiori and origo.

clashing with the fans of the most popular ichigo-pairing, ichiruki, ichihime fans end up in many conflicts in internet fandom. they are notorious for intense victimcard- tactic in popular sites like tvtropes and fandom_w-nk, claiming to have no part in dirt going on between competing fandoms and putting many made up issues or things they are more or less responsible of as well into account of other pairings (especially the previously mentioned most popular one) to the point of sometimes being ridiculed because of it by fans aware of the background behind the conflict.
the scene where orihime inoue stands above sleeping ichigo and tells him that if she would live five different lifetimes she would fall in love with him in each one raised the popularity of the ichihime pairing in fandom.

ichihime fan 1: “we don’t have to talk disrespectfully about other characters to make our pairing look more probable like ichirukis and ulquihimes do.”

ichihime fan 1 again: “ichigo isn’t interested in rukia because she has smaller br–sts than orihime and she is ugly.”
pairing of the names ichigo kurosaki and orihime inoue from the manga/anime bleach. it is a ship that is semi popular among bleach fans. however nothing compared to the ichiruki ship which is by far the most popular ship. just look at the votes for the ichihime definitions theyre like all voted down. in the end ichigo may end up with orihime but most bleach fans will be p-ssed. ulquihime and ishihime are more popular than ichihime at this point.
ichihime fan:”theyre so perfect for each other!”
anyone with a brain:”he doesnt love her he belongs with rukia and rukia belongs with him.”
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the most idiotic pairing in the show.
this fandom is based solely on orihime’s unrequirited feelings towards ichigo.

in fact half of the fans tend to base their arguments in the size of orihime’s br–sts and the fact that she and ichigo have orange hair, they also over react to any scene where ichigo shows some kind of affection towards orihime even if it’s the same kind of affection he holds for his other friends like ishida or chad.

also lately the ichihime fans have started with what i believe is the dumbest way of making their fave pairing look better, which is to bash ichiruki with an argument that it causes super-herpes which is only a lame way to say ichihime is good (but it isn’t)
in the end even if ichiruki does not become canon (because in the end bleach is a shonen) it will always be more possible to happen that ichihime because ichigo doesn’t have romantic feelings towards orihime nor has he hinted so, and despite the fact that he fights so much with rukia he’s said several times that she changed his world and is shown to be more desperate and concerned about her than he is about other characters whenever she’s hurt or in danger. orihime doesn’t love him completely

half the people who like ichihime are crybabies who don’t really seem to be able to handle the truth and go on and on about how ichiruki shippers or people with common sense badmouth them.
ichihime fan: oh my that’s sooo gross anyone who likes ichiruki has super-herpes like imean ichigo doesnt like rukia because inoue’s b–bs are bigger.

ichiruki fan: you do realize that whether you like or not someone is not only based on their looks

ichihime fan: -screeches-you’re only jealous cuz you have the super herpesand you’re ugly and at least ichihime has had a sort of romantic scene!

ichiruki fan: yah right though it was terribly one sided, i mean come on the guy wasn’t even awake, and even though they don’t flaunt it you can see that ichigo and rukia care a whole lot for each other
a popular pairing in the bleach universe. this pairing is often called legit because orihime has the same hair color as ichigo or because she has big b–bs or because they look cute together. in reality, this pairing will never happen because while orihime may “love” ichigo, he doesn’t really have a deep and complex relationship with her. she is attracted to him just by how he looks, and he is just corteous and caring to all his friends. super herpes isn’t even real. you’re an idiot if you think so. you’re already an idiot if you like ichihime. ichihime just p-sses people off. ichiruki was pretty much meant to be. orihime may be nice and have a good personality and stuff, but in reality she doesn’t have any points in which she can relate to ichigo, she is dead weight and useless in battle, and puts a new definition (pun not on purpose, but definetly noticed) to the saying “dumb blonde” even if she isn’t a blonde.
people who like ichihime are on crack.
one of the worst pairings in the entire show… orihime doesn’t truly love ichigo as she claims. rather than romantic moments happening between them, the absolute opposite happens. not only that, they bring out the worse in each other. most people who ship this pairing are young girls from 7-13 who don’t know anything about love. they -ssume just because they both have red hair, they should be together…

ichihime has no love. orihime only likes him cuz of his looks. she knows nothing about him, just as he doesn’t really care to know about her.

orihime’s supposed love for him only gets her depressed! she used to be the most cheerful girl in the whole manga, until the whole hm arc started. she caused ichithing to appear, while her jealousy and “love” is slowly turning her into your typical shojo female. unable to do anything and can only say one thing.

they don’t have a real bond like ichigo and rukia. it’s just some fake unrequited sh-t… this pairing doesn’t even deserve the word love…
orihime once compared herself to the rain… and the rain drags ichigo down

rain= bad to ichigo; orihime=rain; thus… orihime= bad to ichigo
ichihime does not exist!
a total fail of a ‘couple’ to ever to grace the manga panels. it is a ‘couple’ paring that involves orihime inuoe and ichigo kurosaki in the j-panese manga called “bleach”. statistically speaking of t-te kubo’s (the author) solid objectives in terms of pure romance for one another involving these two characters is: 100% orihime, sub-zero for ichigo——-that’s right the ‘ichi’ is completely non-existent in ‘ichi’hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of “fanfic is canon!” mind-set of ‘ichi’himes.

orihime is a girl with a teen crush on ichigo, which ‘develops’ in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes……..sooooo….what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?…-she becomes a lesbian- -insert rjw: zing!- (no, no, she becomes a nun…nooo, she meets ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. bingo!) -kidding!- or am i…… -eyes maniacally squinting- and then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping ichigo she goes on to make ichigo’s worst nightmare come true… what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all…just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-“his princess'”-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the bleach universe. -that’s true love for ya!-
ichihime1: -reads manga (with huffy puffy s-x ounn!)- -manga reads as follow: random character says:”ichigo, if you don’t get stonger i will kill chad and orihime and all your friends you care about will die too.” ichigo says: “imma kill you!”- ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah ichigo louvvs orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!

ichihime2: oh i know ichigo and orihime having wild anamilistic s-x after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness kubo’s such a tease it’s bound to happen soon cuz i can read!

ichihime3: oh may be not s-x but p-ssionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he’s going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that’s right, that’s what’s going to happen becuz that’s my opnion!

the rest of bleach fandom: watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as “ichihime fans”.
the paring of ichigo and orhime from bleach.
many fans of this paring are r-t-rded and think it will work out.
ichiruki is the only real relationship in bleach. i have enough resources to tell you that right now. orihime and ichigo is a one sided love. orihime will not be with ichigo.
one person says: ichihime cures super herpes!!
while “super herpes” is a stupid excuse to say that ichihime rocks when it doesn’t.
ichiruki fans don’t have r-t-rded things to say, we only say things that make sense.

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