Icy Ted
using ben gay as lube to thumb bang the -ss of the girl you found out cheated on you instead of just dumping her.
they say revenge is best served cold. this revenge is icy.
why is jane walking funny?
i heard she got an icy ted because she fooled around on hambone when he was away last week.
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