I’d like to bridge your buns right open
a cr-ss pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name bridget (for the “bridge” effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that’s your bag). means “i’d like to spread your b-ttcheeks apart and stick my male s-x organ in your -n-s.”
man: what’s your name, cutie?
woman: bridget.
man: oh yeah? i’d like to bridge your buns right open.
-man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch-
meaghan’s a waffle cr-pper, i’d bridge her buns right open.
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