I’d Shit That
an expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to p–p in. see i’d hit that
john: how is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
bill: not bad, actually, i’d sh-t that.
similar to they saying “i’d hit that” but in terms of food, and eating it, not banging it.
would be most appropriately used when a very tasty food item appears in your general
vicinity.
guy 1 “man that burger looks amazing man.”
guy 2 “yeah ikr.”
guy 3 “yeah man i’d sh-t that in a heartbeat.”
guy 4 “man, i’d sh-t that for days.”
guy 1 “ouch.”
guy 2 ” yeah man, you should have that looked at.”
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