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“i’d tap that”

this phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“if only i could tap and sell that.” -or-

“you could tap and sell that.”

the expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

the expression figuratively means: “to access something of value”

in the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“you can tap that” -or- “i’d tap that”

it is often used in conjunction with a s-xual connotation.
in observation of an attractive female:

“i’d tap that”
a term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person’s s-x appeal; often used sarcastically
person 1: did you see that chick?
person 2: i’d tap that!
when someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say “i’d tap that”, meaning, they’d like to put a plumbing system in and “tap” the water supply.
frank: wow, look at that lovely river.
anne: i’d tap that!
#tap #that #s-x #river #fresh #plumbing
expression used to show interest or appeal in ones s-xual appearance.
john: hey mike, check out this hot new pic of katie off of facebook!

mike: i’d tap that!
#i’d #tap #that #s-x #s-xy #appeal
a phrase used in a s-xual appeal to someone/something.

it’s origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the “tap” to name their p-n-s.
“woh, see that chick’s -ss man?”
“yeah dude, i’d tap that!”
#p-n-s #tree #tap #f-ck #s-x #girl
the phrase “i’d tap that” is slang, used to express the s-x appeal of another. often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).
“d-mn, look at those t-ts!” “i’d tap that!”
“holy sh-t that chick is beat!” “lol i’d tap that.”
#i’d #tap #that #chick #s-x appeal #beat #sarcasm
tap or hit or spank a girls b-tt.
b-tt id tap that spank “hey billy, kelly has a nice b-tt, dont you think so?” “yea, id tap that”
#id hit that #b-tt #booty #id touch that #id smack that